In typical Ms. Fickle TMI fashion, I announced to a group of male acquaintances at a recent dinner that I plan to get a prescription for Latisse – the new-ish drug that grows your eyelashes to obscene lengths (and probably blinds you, but nobody’s proved that yet, so I’m all for it).
“No woman,” the most outspoken one proclaimed “has ever gained or lost a man because of her eyelashes.”
“That is such a waste of money,” another added, shaking his head.
Since I’m single and theoretically looking, I could have just filed away the input. Instead, I argued. Perhaps no woman has ever gained or lost a man explicitly because of her lush eyelashes or lack thereof, but don’t eyelashes contribute to prettiness? (That’s the whole point of the mascara industry, right?) And isn’t attractiveness somewhere around, oh, I don’t know. . .Number One on the list of things men care about?
The jury is still out on Latisse. But here’s my theory about what does and does not matter when it comes to our physical attractiveness to the opposite sex:
Worth the energy and investment
1. Face (clear skin, good makeup)
2. Hair (healthy, flattering style)
3. Body (in shape, and in flattering clothing)
Total waste of time and money if 1-3 above aren’t taken care of
1. Purses (no matter how expensive)
2. Shoes (no matter how hot)
3. Jewelry (mo matter how blingy)
Am I on to something, or am I just being defensive about the fact that so many of my purses are from H&M?
Women, where do you spend your beauty bucks? Men, what really matters?
#1 by JustinCase on November 20, 2009 - 3:38 pm
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most women are lucky if we guys remember your eye color after one meeting much less if you even have eyelashes. that money, and risking blindness, is better spent maintaining any potential unibrow (you know you know one person that isn’t missing that link…across the forehead
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and, for the benefit of a STRAIGHT man’s attention, all your “Total waste of time and money” listings are a waste of time and money PERIOD. we only care about them if:
1. Purses (you never can hear/feel your phone ringing when we call)
2. Shoes (5 minutes after we begin walking anywhere, you complain that your feet hurt)
3. Jewelry (if you wear too much, the more we wonder how much future jewelry we will be encouraged to purchase for you)
#2 by JustinCase on November 20, 2009 - 3:59 pm
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kinda reminded me of this classic stand up routine (thru 5:45 mark)
http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?i=NVpSZmx6cWuRpLTkzSkE&dave-chapelle-men-and-women-phsycology-very-true
#3 by Zarathustra on November 24, 2009 - 9:30 am
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I was going to comment, but JustinCase is exactly right. Thumbs up!